------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PATRICIA THE STRIPPER - The Wombats ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed By : Joel B. Tuning:Standard I think the timing in the intro is a bit cofusing, but i did my best. If there are any mistakes, please comment and correct them. Mcuh fun and please rate ;) Intro: G|-----------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------| A|----7------------------------------------| E|-0----0--00000000-0-0--0--0--0--0--------| G|-----------------------------------------| D|---------7-------------------------------| A|-7-----------------------------5/77777777| E|---7--5-5--------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------| A|-7777777777777777/99999999999999999999999999999999-| E|---------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-12121212121212121212121212121212/14141414141414141414141414141414-| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|-55555555\44444\22222222-2-2-2-7------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------| Verse: G|-11--11--11--11--9-9-9-9--------------------------| D|---0---0---0---0--0-0-0-0-------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------| .. it was the alcohol Mixed with .. G|---------------------------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--| D|----------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| A|--------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------| G|-11-11-11-11--9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9---| D|---0--0--0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--| A|----------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------| ..Its such a bad idea.. G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------| Chorus: ..Why didn't God give her two left feet.. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------5555555-2222222-5555555-7777777-| E|-5555555-55555555-5555555-44444444---------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------| E|-5-----------------------------------------55-----| Verse: ..Months go by and I'm alone in bed.. G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--11--11--11--11--9--9--9--9-------| D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---0---0---0---0--0--0--0--0------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| ..I've got to wear a beard a suit and tie.. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----------------| E|---------------------------------------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| G|-11-11-11-11--9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9---| D|---0--0--0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--| A|----------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------| .. I go to all this effort .. G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------| Chorus: ..Why didn't God give her two left feet.. G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------5555555-2222222-5555555-77777777-| E|-5555555-55555555-5555555-44444444----------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------5555555-2222222-5555555-7777777--| E|-5555555-55555555-5555555-44444444----------------------------------| Middle: ..She thinks I'm sad and that's alright.. G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| A|-222222224444444499999997777777--|x3 E|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| A|-2222222244444444999999911-11-11\| E|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------| E|-5-~-----------------------------| G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| A|5555555-2222222-5555555-7777-7-7-| E|----------------------------0-0--| G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------| E|-5555555544444444222222220000000-| G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| A|5555555-2222222-5555555-77777777-| E|---------------------------------| End: G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------| E|-5-~-----------------------------| ..tonight.. G|---------------------14-~--------| D|--------------14--11-------------| A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| | * let ring | / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note ===============================================================================